From the author of The Queen's Knickers comes a warm witty look at the world of the Royal Baby and the Royal Nappy!
'Hey, have you ever thought of becoming a dictator of some country and terrorizing its people for a few decades? Or dream of ruling the world by squelching free speech and crushing your enemies?' 'No, I don't think so.' 'No? Not even once?' 'No.' 'Come on, don't lie! Didn't your mother teach you not to lie? Everyone wants to rule the world. It is an inbuilt desire and everyone has illusions of grandeur and living in the lap of luxury. Don't feel embarrassed to admit it. There are few minds to which tyranny is not delightful. Who will say no to the delicious opportunity of becoming an emperor of a kingdom, own a few magnificent palaces, a set of luxury cars, a dozen private jets, swimming pools, sacks of gold and acquire a few other basic necessities if given a chance? Who cares about what the peasants and commoners think? Look, I can even coach you on how to become a dictator. Sounds interesting?' 'Hmm, I am still not sure.' 'No? Still can't decide? Really? That's too bad! Okay, then I will ask your neighbor if he is interested.' 'Hey, wait! Don't go away.' 'Aha, now I can see what you are thinking! I knew you would see the light. You want to know how to become a dictator, right? Then look no further. Everything you wanted to know about how to become a dictator, but were too embarrassed to ask is available right here in this concise guide. It contains the most comprehensive specifications and do's & don'ts for every aspiring dictator. There is no need to read thick boring books on history, communism, etc. So let us get started before somebody else beats you to it.'
Just after the turn of the 21st Century, a friend of mine (a fellow writer) introduced me to the "Thought Cafe," a writers group where my writing was critiqued and I was given constructive criticism. My fellow writers told me how much they enjoyed my writing. So I decided to put the articles in book form and share them. I hope you enjoy reading my stories, essays, and poems as much as I enjoyed creating them. The "Thought Cafe" is no more, but I thank my fellow writers for helping me to evolve. Don Mosher SHORT STORIES: DONNY: A sad piece of my childhood. VENGEANCE IS MINE: Diego searches for the bandito who murdered his parents, years ago, in Baja, California. A VICTIM OF NEGLECT: A fire captain blames himself for the death of a boy. REQUIEM FOR A SMALL TOWN: A teenaged boy tries to save his town by burning part of it down. A SLIGHT MISUNDERSTANDING: A dirty old man gets his comeuppance from his no nonsense wife, when he harasses the wrong young lady. I'LL SHOW YOU MINE IF YOU'LL SHOW ME YOURS: A humorous piece of my childhood 14 THOUGHT PROVOKING ESSAYS TO STIMULATE YOUR IMAGINATION. POEMS: ALMOST A DOG: A salute to my neighbor's dog. MY DAUGHTER THE DUCK: My daughter's departure for college. THE DAY THE GYPSY DIED: A tribute to our Gypsy. DECEMBER COMMETH: No one lives forever. MEAN PEOPLE: A creative way to get rid of troublesome folks."
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